posts tagged "cool shit"

i want to go to there

(via summeruniform)

ummm this is a vibrator.  a vibrator.  and it’s on sale for 30% off its retail price on fab if you wanna buy it for me/yourself i guess.

bustygirlcomics:

Double standard.

(via mslizot)

lmao i am playing this game rn

crywolf33:

fortressofself:

drinkyourjuice:

Proceeds from the purchase of this shirt go to Planned Parenthood of the Heartland. Suck it Rush. Buy one here! - wickedclothes

This is amazing.

if i was a girl i would wear the crap out of this

I WANT

(via freedomandjesus)

allthingsdiealone:

canibeskinny-please:

averygleekywitch:

-hewastheirfriend:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?

(via femmachine)